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A 30-day non-stop party,
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new relationship with food.
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weight loss that doesn't suck starts with a total metabolism makeover
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Sleep. Stress. Hormones. Gut Health. Inflammation. Metabolism is
more
than food.
move beyond the food
Stop starting over on Monday. Go “off plan” without weight gain.
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Movement impacts your metabolism - what to include and even what to avoid.
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My energy is through the roof now.
This is the happiest I’ve ever been with
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- Micha
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I didn’t always have this metabolism. Twenty pounds ago, I was where you are right now. I let food dictate a good or bad day. I counted calories, “budgeted” for booze, and never skipped a sweat sesh. Like you, I was taught that weight loss was about less food and more movement. But that didn’t work because my metabolism was trashed.
hey, i'm megan, vl, rd
vodka lover, registered dietiTian
I was like you... i let food dictate a good or bad day.
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I created Metabolism Makeover because I want that for you. I don’t want food to keep you from living anymore. This program will help you replace foods that make you feel like shit with science that makes you sexy. Literally.
I dusted off my Human Metabolism textbook
and I focused only on doing the things that
kept my body in fat-burning mode. And I'm
gonna teach you exactly how to do that too.
this is science that makes you sexy. literally.
you've probs seen us in
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Our doors open and close pretty quickly, so you’ll want to join that waitlist so you can be first in line for your spot!
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This is a post I’ve been wanting to write for a long time. This is a topic that is important to me because it’s really shaped my belief system as a dietitian...
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calories are stupid and 6 reasons why
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PHFF-balanceD eating: what is PHff?
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OK – you know how I feel about diets (gross, waste of time, soul sucking, etc). But here’s the thing – paying attention to blood sugar levels is the #1 key to weight loss...Why?...
the blood sugar diet
